A picture a day for 365 days.
This is the the weird, wonderful and wild that is my family life.
Here are some of my favourites.
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“There should be a phone made of chocolate and when you answer it it smears ALL over your face!!”
"Do you ever watch the iPad sitting still?"
"Why would I do that?"
“Mama can I watch some iPad?”
“Nope, it’s time to get ready for school”
“Not AGAIN!”
“I’m so HOT
I’m so HOT
Check me out
Check me out
I’m so HOT
Yo everyone I’m the SUN
I’m made of gas like hydrogen and helium..”
[The Sun Song by StoryBots]
“The sun is too bright! Put it away!”
“This is my favourite curl. You are NOT allowed to cut it!”
“Let’s see who can get the best Morfar beard!”
[*Morfar is Danish for grandfather - or more specifically mother’s father]
"How do you not throw up doing that?"
"I'm going too fast, It holds the throw up in!"
“It’s NOT bedtime!”
“Oh yes it is”
“Time to brush teeth, come on out!”
“I’m not in here!”
“If it’s not you who is in there?”
“Mr. Nobody”
“Can I have a mini egg?”
“AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!”
“Have you brushed your teeth?”
“Nope, too busy dancing in my shades!”
“SEE! I TOLD you I could still fit in the baby bath!”
“What was your favourite part of today? The waterfalls? The black sand beach? or maybe the horses?”
“Um.. no. I think it was the pink doughnut.”
“Are you eating?”
“Yep! Wanna see??”
“Mama, I’m making a wish!!”
“What did you wish for?”
“I wished the house would clean itself so you don’t have to do it!”
“Mama will you open the shed?? Please, please??”
“Will you put it all away when you are done?”
“Of course we will!
“I don’t want to do this ANYMORE!”
“Is it still raining outside?”
“Let me check”
"Princess magic robe does not NEED pyjamas!"
"What do you have drawn all over you?"
"We opened a place to do Tattoos! It's called 'Kids Tats'. Do you want one?"
"We're going to the neighbours.. they are going to fill the pool!"
"I'm going to make it pop!! Watch!!!"
"I'm thirsty but I don't need a cup.. watch!"
"I call this 'underpants fashion', Do you like it?"
"Stay still! We're going slo-mo!"
"I'm selling tickets for my gymnastics show. It's 25 cents. Will you come?"
"How big is that hopscotch??!!"
"There are 60 squares. You have to like hopping a LOT!"
“Higher!”
"What do the feet feel like Daddy?"
"A bit scratchy"
"Will it land on me?"
"Put your arm out and see."
"NO!"
"Let's put on your jammies"
"No jammies, I'm pants girl - only pants!"
“I’M DOING IT!!! STOP HELPING ME!!”
“What were you playing?”
“I can’t remember what it’s called but it’s fun because you get to throw balls at people and you don’t get in trouble!”
“We are making a potion!”
“What does it do?”
“It turns you into a frog”
“You want to turn me into a frog?”
“Yes, then we don’t have to go to bed!”
“I C-C-C-CAN’T eat my porridge without Nana!! It doesn’t taste as good without her!”
“How was the party?”
“GOOD! The movie was funny! There was poop emoji!”
“Into bed”
“No we don’t have to”
“What makes you say that?”
“You just took your camera out.. That always means we get five more minutes to play”
“How many more stops?”
"Can I have an Oreo milkshake please???
"Will you eat your meal?"
"YES! I PROMISE"
... 15 minutes later
"Why aren't you eating?"
"I'm TOO FULL!"
“I can’t take you two anywhere!”
“You can take us to crazy town!”
“Isn’t it the Christmas holidays yet?”
“You’ve got about a month to go yet.”
*Groan* “Christmas is never coming!”
“Keep going!”
“No! It’s too high!”
“The further up you go the more fun it is to bounce down!”
“Mormor look I’ve got no thumbs!”
“Where did they go?”
“I ate them!”
“I want to cut my hair, like a LOT”
“If you want we can donate your hair to a charity that makes wigs for sick children”
“YES! I want to do that! Wait.. Will it grow back?”
“We should light the candles that will make the dinner fancy and we should be fancy.”
Kid 1: “I can’t sleep because I can’t stop thinking about it!”
Kid 2: “Take a deep breath. Just think about flowers and cupcakes and Denmark! Think about Denmark!!”
“What are you writing?”
“It’s a story, with pictures, for Daddy for Christmas”
“I’m not allowed to watch iPad anymore”
“I can.. you can watch me watch”